Friggin' Cars

So, I try to figure out what is wrong with my car. I think it is the fuel filter, I'm pretty sure that it still is the fuel filter that is causing so much trouble. However, my dad and future father-in-law said it could just be water in the line and to put some HEET in the tank and see what happens. So I just did that and the car did not want to run. It would run for a little while and then all of a sudden act like it was starving for fuel. I called my dad while standing outside doing this and he said that it is most like the fuel filter. So, I called Pep-Boys thinking maybe they have someone that can come out and fix my car on the spot. Because of the engine not wanting to run, the vacuum to the breaks is not getting there which makes stopping a whole lot of fun. The guy informed me that the cars must come to them. I informed him this was not possible. He then quotes me a price on how much it would be to change the fuel filter. It is actually cheaper to change it myself.
Friggin' cars. This is the time when I wish the city of Louisville had a really good metro system. I know the bus system is good, but I'm talking like subways and street cars even. Along with the buses and taxis. This is driving me crazy, my car has been sitting for about two weeks and nothing has been done with it because it has been too cold. It is supposed to be warmer tomorrow, but who knows. Hopefully it will be so I can go buy a filter and fix my car and hopefully that will be it. I wonder if Auto Zone makes house calls? I should call them. The photo is what I want to do to my car right now, if only I had a sword like that.